Dave has owned Guru for 19 years...simultaneously. During that time he has solved the ultimate mysteries of the Universe,
and made lots of cool oil paintings.
Jacob has been tattooing for 6+ years. When he is not causing pain he is building custom hot rods and motorcycles. In his down time he enjoys creating custom skateboards and paintings. Jacob's Instagram
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle at Guru Tattoo in San Jose California. Check out his instagram.
"Live as if you'll die forever."
A Harpy that roosts on top of the Guru building, Jopie enjoys drawing porn and eating sushi.
She has been tattooing for 6 years.
Her other hobbies include squawking at karaoke and dressing in frills.